Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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This is a joke.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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