- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

An orphan falls off a cliff.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

wanna here a joke? you.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

wael.. nuff said

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