Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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