Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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