- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

I have a horse.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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