why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Asian women drivers...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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