A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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