How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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