- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

what is orange? an orange

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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