So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Women's rights.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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