- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

outside your comfort zone

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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