What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Massie is a fatass

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

you know whats not funny white boards.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

[Set up] [No punch line]

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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