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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Robin, get in the batmobile

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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