What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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