What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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