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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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