- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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This is sparta No this is patrick

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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