Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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