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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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