Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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a black guy hates chicken.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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Anti Joke

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