- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

knock knock

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

How High is a Chinese man

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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