- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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