- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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