- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

David Cameron

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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