- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Gingers.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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