- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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