Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Nah

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Q

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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