- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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