- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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