- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

robin, get in the car.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Roses are red.

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