- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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