What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

hey, my names mark.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Roses are red.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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