Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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An Artic Storm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Anti Joke

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