- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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