What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why was the woman?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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