- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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