My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

One day a man walked into a wall

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

So a jew walks into a bar!

How many fingers do most people have? 10

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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