how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

obama

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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