Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Robin, get in the batmobile

My mum is called Steve

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

A baby seal walks into a club.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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