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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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