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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

penis haha

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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