- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

did you stub your toe?

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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