- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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