How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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