- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

did you stub your toe?

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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