What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Woman rights.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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