- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

did you stub your toe?

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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