What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Queens Park rangers

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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