- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

drugs.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

feminism

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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