- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Nickleback.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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