Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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Knock knock come in.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Anti Joke

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