- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

wanna here a joke? you.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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