Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Your mom.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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black people

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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