- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Lindsay Lohan

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

race-car = rac-ecar

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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