Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

I agree

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

are u black unlucky

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Women can vote? wtf

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

A black man comes home from work.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

Justin

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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