Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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