the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

what did the old lady die of old age...

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

An Artic Storm.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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