- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

hey, my names mark.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

You know what's funny? Rape

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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