Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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