- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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