- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

why did sally drown cause she was black

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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