- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What did death say to life? Go die

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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