- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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