- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

A man died.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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