- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

why did sally drown cause she was black

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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