"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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