- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

I like school Said no one ever.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

This is a random Anti joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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I'm Coming

What is green and is not grass A frogg

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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