- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

A man died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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