- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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