Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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