- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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