- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Girls soccer

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Peas

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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