your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Boys have swag, real men have class

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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