What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Sex vagina. lol.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Women's rights

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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