How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Anti Joke

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