- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

that wall over there ->

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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