- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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