- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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