Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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kushagra tyagi

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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