A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Your mam is so fat.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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