- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

School

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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