How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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