- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Ask me if im a tree? No

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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