What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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