- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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