- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

why did the man die? he had cancer

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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