- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

Women drivers...

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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