- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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