Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

where is the world?

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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