How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Bob Saget

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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