"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

A fish swims up your penis...

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Woman's Rights

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

You know whats funny Aids

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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