Nickleback.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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What is the name of the car? What

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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