- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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