Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Your mom.

Cripples are lame.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What is the name of the car? What

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

#Getweird

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Nickleback.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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