Women's Rights.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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kcid gib a evah uoy neht sdrawkcab siht daer nac uoy fi

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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GOODBYE

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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