How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

VaginaBoob ^.^

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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