Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Major League Soccer

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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