- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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