Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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NEVER

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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yada yada

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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