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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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