Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

The truth is he loves her!!

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

world peace

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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