If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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