- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

360 NO SCOPE

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

retard

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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