what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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