How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

don't just stand there

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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