- Anti Joke

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same