"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Oh, go away

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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