I C U P White stuff

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Irish sobriety

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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